Gnit-Wit Gnipper and the Perilous Plague
will be available for FREE download
on 20 & 21 June
BOOK BLURB
No matter how hard she tries life never seems to go quite right for Gnipper Tallhat, an eight-year-old Gnome determined to receive the recognition her intelligence deserves. This time, however, she's got it all figured out. Finally, her father will have to be proud of her accomplishments... provided he manages to live through them.
AUTHOR BIO
Though new to the world of professional writing, T.J. Lantz has been a world class storyteller (A.K.A. liar) for many years.
Originally forging his craft by creating back stories for each of the lawn gnomes he managed to liberate from the prisons his neighbors called their front yards, lately he has answered to a much higher calling. Namely, making up stories to entertain the small children that people refer to as his "students". Encouraged by his ability to trick ten-year-olds into believing everything he says is true, Mr Lantz has now decided to offer his amazing manipulative abilities to the rest of the world. He plans on world domination within three months.
Originally forging his craft by creating back stories for each of the lawn gnomes he managed to liberate from the prisons his neighbors called their front yards, lately he has answered to a much higher calling. Namely, making up stories to entertain the small children that people refer to as his "students". Encouraged by his ability to trick ten-year-olds into believing everything he says is true, Mr Lantz has now decided to offer his amazing manipulative abilities to the rest of the world. He plans on world domination within three months.
You have to admire the unusual title!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Sandra for posting this, and thank you Emma for the comment about the title!
ReplyDeleteI completely agree, Emma! The story sounds totally unusual, too. I must say that I love the author's bio as well. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Emma.
You are most welcome, Maya/T.J., anytime.
ReplyDeleteWishing you loads of luck and hope that your goal towards world domination within three months is achieved! LOL.
I like the title. It trips and falls off the tongue but does kinda tickle.
ReplyDeleteI love TJ's Bio. (A.K.A liar) It's something few fiction writers will admit as we strive to make truths out of our words. I will read this book-- even if it is free, lol.
I personally think it's very cool!
DeleteEnjoy it, Dannie. :)